The Kid No One Cares About

myladymother:

I hate when you say “I hate that song” and someone goes “well you have to admit it’s catchy”

the fucking plague is catchy that doesn’t mean it’s good

(via princesslloyddia)

disneygirldreams:

Be the Peter to my Wendy, darling…

Not that anyone here cares, but I made captain of my cheerleading team and….

Why I’m single:

tw0way:

  • i have the sex appeal of a carrot
  • i’m awkward
  • i like tumblr more than humans
  • i’m boring
  • i’m married to food
  • i’m ugly 
  • i’m easy to forget

(via bad-wanderlust)

dredhednation:

submission from Joshua
sherlocksflybooty:

atra-feathers:

iamthedeadpool:

scruffydontgiveafuck:

rockstarninja:

is it just me or is Thor channeling some serious Nicolas Cage here.

Verily I say BEES 

Thou must forcefully acquire the Document of Freedom

We’re going to steal the Tessaract of Independence.

omg so sad

samisalwayswrite:

lolgradschool:

tripel h wuz walkin2 wwe wit shaun mikaels n dey were crossin da rode.

he sed “shaun will u luv me 4evr”

he said “NO..”“

hhh creyd N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

shaun wuz cryin and went to pic up his body.

he was ded.

he whispered 2 hiz corpse “i ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv him moar den 4evr)

xxx~*…like dis if u crey evry time…~*xxx

This is beautiful. 

cold-hearted-snake:

ask her if she wants to stay a while….
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